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crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via crystallized-teardrops)

peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

(Source: drarna, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

snowpatrls:

keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

(via fake-mermaid)